Why Crypto Analysis is Bullshit. - Twitter Reacts

Moneropulse 2025-11-28 reads:2
Alright, so the crypto bros are at it again. October's over, and apparently, we're supposed to be thrilled about how these Bitcoin and Ethereum options played out. Sixteen *billion* dollars worth of contracts expired on Deribit. Sixteen. Billion. You'd think that'd cause a ripple or two, right?

"Max Pain": Convenient or Rigged? You Decide.

Max Pain, Max BS? They keep throwing around this term "max pain." It’s supposed to be the strike price where the most option holders lose money. In this case, Bitcoin's max pain point was supposedly $100,000. But Bitcoin is trading at $91,389. So, what, the market just *conveniently* steered itself toward that point? Color me skeptical. Makes you wonder who's really pulling the strings here, doesn't it? And then they tell us the put-to-call ratio is 0.54, meaning more people were betting on gains. Okay, fine. But let's be real: how many of those "people" are actually whales manipulating the market? I mean, are we supposed to believe this is all just organic, grassroots enthusiasm? Give me a break. Deribit analysts are saying that traders who were short puts took profit when Bitcoin tanked to $81,000. “After a 35% plunge from $126,000, Put longs TPd vs $81,000-82k while still keeping cautious protection v long Spot BTC with 80-85k Strikes." Translation: some people made a killing off the volatility, while the rest of us are left holding the bag. And offcourse, they're trying to sell it like it's a sign of market resilience.

Santa Rally? More Like a Sucker Rally.

The "Santa Rally" Fantasy Oh, and get this: there's a "large call condor" betting on a "Santa rally" to push Bitcoin to $100,000+ by the end of December. Seriously? A *Santa rally*? That’s their big prediction? It's like they pulled that straight outta a Christmas cracker. I mean, I get it, everyone wants to believe in magic, but let’s not pretend this isn't just wishful thinking dressed up in financial jargon. But wait a minute...aren’t these the same "analysts" who were predicting Bitcoin to hit, like, a million dollars by now? What happened to *that* prediction? And let's not forget Ethereum. $1.7 billion in options expiring, with a max pain level of $3,400. Less "extreme" than Bitcoin, they say. More "evenly distributed." Whatever. It’s still a rollercoaster, and most of us are just strapped in, hoping we don't throw up. I saw some report about how crypto ownership is supposedly booming. Two out of three Americans are "familiar" with crypto. Familiar with it? I'm familiar with the smell of garbage, but that doesn't mean I want to invest in it. Twenty-eight percent of Americans "own" crypto. Okay, and how many of them actually *understand* it? And the gender breakdown? Sixty-seven percent male. Surprise, surprise. It's still a boys' club, and they're still trying to convince us it's the future of finance. Oh, and apparently, institutions are all over this stuff now. Fleet Asset Management Group is talking about "AI-based risk monitoring" and "liquidity-responsive asset allocation." Sounds impressive, right? It's just fancy words for "we're trying not to lose all our clients' money." They even put out a press release quoting some FLAMGP representative saying, "The recent market downturn highlights the role of regulated, data-driven frameworks." Translation: "We told you so. Now give us your money so we can 'manage' it for you." You can read the full press release from FLAMGP Provides Market Analysis and Outlines Institutional Risk-Management Approach. Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe everyone else *is* buying this bullish spin. Maybe I'm just too cynical to see the revolutionary potential of digital tulips. So, Are We Drinking the Kool-Aid or What? Look, I'm not saying crypto is going to zero. But I *am* saying that we should all take a long, hard look at what's really going on here. This isn't about "democratizing finance" or "empowering the individual." It's about making a few people very, very rich, while the rest of us are left to pick up the pieces. And honestly, I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

Why Crypto Analysis is Bullshit. - Twitter Reacts

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